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just realize we can provide you good company
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Dammit Jim I'm A Doormat Not A Doctor Funny Welcome Door Mat insect place your order and inNo bones about it. This is a doormat, not an engineer, not a doctor, just a doormat made to wipe dirt from your feet. Dirt you pick up from Rigel VII when you were hooking up with the ship's geologist. Your trek into the star system to a planet made of rock and dirt makes your shoes dirty. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the
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- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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