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ATTENTION: As of 10/1/17

Bad Mother F*cker Welcome Door Mat live_long_prosper For the newlywed or theShowcase your badassery. Nothing screams of a Bad mother Fucker more than a doormat with "Bad Mother Fucker" hand painted on all natural coconut coir doormat. You a badass and anyone coming to your house should know it. Jules Winnfield would be proud to stand over this coir doormat in his morning robe sipping his coffee to wash down his Big Kahuna Burger. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just